GREAT TV MOMENTS 2003: AMERICAN IDOL, FRIENDS, 24

TONIGHT TV GUIDE COUNTS DOWN THE TOP 20 TV MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

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RUBEN STUDDARD! AAH! AAH! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

WHICH WILL BE NUMBER ONE? I DON'T HAVE $50 MILLION.

SEE YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIES.

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME! BUT I LOVE YOU! DRAMAS.

YOU'RE RELIEVED,MR.

PRESIDENT.

REALITY SHOWS.

THAT'S WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT! GREAT SPORTS MOMENTS AND SHOCKERS.

DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE? OF COURSE NOT! THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT GOT ALL OF AMERICA TALKING, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL.

[ CROWD CHEERING ] WOW! TO THE BIZARRE.

FROM THE INSPIRATIONAL.

HELLO, CLARK.

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TO THE OUTRAGEOUS.

SO WE DECIDED TO STEAL A CAR.

WHERE IS IT?MY CAR.

JOIN HOST GEORGE LOPEZ, WITH CLAY AIKEN, JENNIFER ANISTON, SARAH CHALKE, PAIGE DAVIS, THE FAB FIVE, DENNIS FRANZ, VICTOR GARBER, JENNIFER GARNER, LAUREN GRAHAM, BONNIE HUNT, JANE KACZMAREK, RON LIVINGSTON, FRANKIE MUNIZ, TATUM O'NEAL, BILL O'REILLY, CCH POUNDER, SARA RUE, BRITTANY SNOW, JOHN SPENCER, RUBEN STUDDARD, KIEFER SUTHERLAND, BRADLEY WHITFORD, FRED WILLARD, AND THE CAST OF "WILL & GRACE.

" PLUS, TV TRENDS OF THE YEAR, SPECIAL BONUS MOMENTS, AND A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOUR FIVE FAVORITE STARS, ALL TONIGHT AS TV GUIDE PRESENTS THE BEST OF TV IN 2003.

HELLO, AMERICA.

PUT DOWN THAT REMOTE, TAKE THEBATTERIES OUT JUST TO BE SAFE, BECAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE COUNTINGDOWN THE TOP TV MOMENTS OF 2003, AS CHOSEN BYTHE EDITORS TV GUIDE, AND YOU DO NOT WAN MISSA SECOND.

WHAT DO THESE MOMENTSHAVE IN COMMON? WELL, R ONE THING,NONE OF THEM COME FROM "THE GEORGE LOPEZSHOW," FRIDAYS ON ABC.

NO HARD FEELINGS, TV GUIDE.

EVERY ONE OF THESE MOMENTS IS AN EXAMPLEOF UNFORGETTABLE TELEVISION.

SOME ARE TOUCHING, SOME ARENEWSWORTHY, SOME ARE NUTS.

THEY'RE THE CREAMOF THE TELEVISION CROP AND THE MOST TALKED-ABOUTMOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

LET'S CHECK OUT THIS GREAT MOMENT.

IT'S TV GUIDE MOMENT NUMBER 20FROM "AMERICAN IDOL.

" THE WINNEROF "AMERICAN IDOL 2003" IS.

RUBEN STUDDARD! [ CROWD CHEERING ] THANK YOU.

50,000 PEOPLE AUDITIONED.

BUT AFTER 18 WEEKS, RUBEN BEAT OUT CLAY TO BECOMETHE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL.

BUT HERE'S A PART OF THE STORYYOU MAY NOT KNOW.

CLAY HAD ALREADY FIGURED OUTTHAT HE HAD LOST.

WELL, IT WASN'T REALLYA "FIGURE OUT" THING.

I LOOKED AT THE CARD.

AND RYAN HAD OPENED THE CARDTOIND OF PERUSE IT — I GUESS TO SEE THE WINNER.

I HAPPENED TO BE LOONG IN THATDIRECTION AT THE TIME.

I LOOKED DOWN AND TICED THATTHE NAME WAS THIS LONG INSTEAOF THIS LONG, AND I SAID, "WELL, OKAY,SO IT'S RUBEN'S NAME.

" THIS IS THE CLOSEST VOTEIN "AMERICAN IDOL" HISTORY.

I KIND OF PRETENDED I DI'TKNOW, BUT I LOOKED AT HIM.

YOU LOOK AT THE TAPE, I'MSTARING AT RUBEN THE WHOLE TIME, BECAUSE I KIND OF WANTED TO SEEHIS REACTION RIGHT AWAY WHEN HE HEARD HIS NAME.

RUBEN STUDDARD! [ CROWD CHEERING ] Lopez: 40 MILLION VIEWERSSAW IT LIVE.

YOU WON EITHER WAY, RUBEN.

[ LAUGHS ] AND NOW FROM "THE WEST WING,"HERE'S BRADLEY WHITFORD WITH TV GUE MOMENTNUMBER 19.

JANE KACZMAREK AND I AREA VERY LUCKY HOLLYWOOD COUPLE.

WE BOTH HAVE JOBS.

BUT THE GREATEST GOOD FORTUNEWE SHARE IS OUR THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

SO WHEN JANE, WHO PLAYS LOISON "MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE," HAD TO SIMULATE GIVING BIRTHON-SCREEN, IT WAS NO SWEAT.

OHHHH! GOD! I'VE HAD THREE CESAREANSECTIONS, BUT THEY WERE ALWAYS PLANNED.

SO I WAS JUST TRYINGTO ACT THE WAY I'VE EVER SEEN WOMEN ACTON TELEVISION HAVING BABIES, WHICH WAS A LOT OF MOANINGAND GROANING AND ALL THAT.

UGHH! UGH! THE WOMEN WHO TELL ME, "HOW WONDERFUL THAT YOU GOT TOEXPERIENCE LABOR," AND I WAS LIKE,"ARE YOU CRACKED?" [ LAUGHS ] LIKE, "HOW WONDERFUL THAT YOU GOT TO BE INA HEAD-ON CAR COLLISION.

" FRANCIS, THIS BABY'S GONNA BEBORN ANY MINUTE.

I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHINGFOR ME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT METO DO? I WANT YOUTO DELIVER THE BABY! WHAT?! NO! YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

YOU DELIVER BARN ANIMALSALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE NOT A BARN ANIMAL! FRANCIS, YOUR FATHERISN'T HERE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSONI TRUST.

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME! BUT I LOVE YOU! WHICH IS WHYYOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ARRIVEDON THE SET SO PROUD THAT HE FELT HE HAD WRITTENTHE GREATEST LINE THAT HE'S EVER WRITTENIN FIVE YEARS AND THAT WAS.

NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO PUTYOUR HANDS INSIDE OF MOMMY AND TAKE OUT THIS BABY! HE WOUT READ THIS TO US AND ROLL OVER IN FITSOF LAUGHTER.

OH.

HI, BABY.

THERE'S A MOMENT AT THE END, WHERE THEY PUT THE BABYIN MY ARMS.

THEY GAVE ME THIS SWEET LINEOF JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, "HELLO, BABY.

" HI, BABY.

THAT JUST BROUGHT TEARS TO MYEYES EVERY TIME WE DID A TAKE.

Whitford: THIS GREAT MOMENT ENDSWITH ONE MORE GREAT LINE.

YOU CAN GO VOMIT NOW.

Lopez: FROM "GILMORE GIRLS," HERE'S LAUREN GRAHAMAND MOMENT NUMBER 18.

WHEN ABC SELECTEDAN "ALIAS" EPISODE TO FOLLOW THE SUPER BOWL, THE PRESSURE WAS ONTO MAKE IT EXTRA SPECIAL.

COULD THE SHOW SCOREWITH VIEWERS? IT DID AND PRODUCED ONE OF THEGREAT MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

THIS EPISODE DELIVEREDTHREE GREAT MOMENTS PACKED WITH THRILLS.

THE FIRST, ON AN AIRPLANE.

YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL FROM US,YOU LITTLE BITCH! AAH! Lopez: AND THE SECOND, WHEN AGENT SYDNEY BRISTOWSAVES HER FATHER, PLAYED BY VICTOR GARBER,FROM CERTAIN DEATH.

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] Lopez: AND TN THE MOMENT THAT "ALIAS" FANSHAD BEEN WAITING FOR — AFTER TWO YEARS,AGENTS BRISTOW AND VAUGHN FINALLY SHOWTHEIR TRUE FEELINGS.

THE CULMINATION OF THE ROMANCEWITH VAUGHN — NOTHING WAS STANDINGIN THEIR WAY ANYMORE.

AND THE MINUTE NOTHINGWAS STANDING IN THEIR WAY, THEY WERE TOGETHER.

HERE THEY WERE, BASICALLYIN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR ZONE, AND IT WAS COMPLETELY ROMANTICAND STARRY FOR THEM.

A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, TV GUIDE INVITEDMILLIONS OF YOU TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITESTARS — BOTH IN THE MAGAZINEAND ON tvguide.

Com.

FOR OUR FIRST WINNER,WE WENT TO THE SET AND ASKED HER CO-STAR TOSURPRISE HER WITH THE NEWS.

OKAY, SO, WE'RE ON THE SET OF"ALIAS," AND I HAVE THIS AWARD.

IT'S HIDDEN, AS YOU CAN SEE.

AND DURING ONE OF THE TAKESWE'RE GOING TO DO LATER, I'M GOING TO PRESENT THISCOVETED AWARD TO JENNIFER GARNER AS BEING THE MOST POPULARDRAMATIC ACTRESS IN A SERIES.

Director: READY?FROM THAT SAME SPOT.

AND YOUR LINE, JEN.

ACTION.

THANK YOU, BY THE WAY.

FOR EVERYTHING.

[ SIGHS ] JENNIFER.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN VOTEDMOST POPULAR FEMALE ON A DRAMA SERIES BY 30 MILLIONTV GUIDE VOTERS.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THATIF WE HAD BEEN ABLE TO VOTE, WE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR YOU,TOO, BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.

SO CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SHE DIDN'T KNOW.

TOTAL SURPRISE.

TOTAL SURPRISE.

LOOK.

"FAVORITE FEMALE STAR.

" Man: BRAVO! BRAVO! Garner:THANK YOU SO MUCH, TV GUIDE.

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY THAT VOTED.

AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SOMETHINGI SHARE WITH EVERYBODY HERE AT "ALIAS.

" THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ] COMING UP — THE COUNTDOWN OF GREAT MOMENTS CONTINUES.

HE'S DEAD.

"24" KILLS OFF ITS MAIN CHARACTER.

YOU'LL GET A SCRIPT AND GO, "OH,MY GOD, THIS IS IT.

I'M OUT.

" ASHTON KUTCHER PULLS A FAST ONE ON FRANKIE MUNIZ.

WHERE IS IT?MY CAR.

AND THE MOST EXPLOSIVE MOMENTS OF 2003.

PLUS.

AAH! AAH! A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ONE OF THE "WILL & GRACE" GANG.

LITTLE CUTIE, COME OUT HERE.

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WHEN "TV GUIDE'S GREATEST MOMENTS 2003" CONTINUES.

A TV GUIDE BONUS MOMENT — THE NIGHT AL SHARPTON DID HIS JAMES BROWN IMPERSONATION ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

" HIT IT! [ INTRO TO "I FEEL GOOD" PLAYS ] ♪ I FEEL GOOD ♪ [ CROWD CHEERING ] ♪ I KNEW THAT I WOULD ♪ ♪ I FEEL GOOD ♪ ♪ I KNEW THAT I WOULD ♪ ♪ HEY ♪ ♪ SO GOOD ♪ ♪ SO GOOD ♪ ♪ I GOT YOU ♪ ♪ WOW ♪ Lopez: NOW OUR COUNTDOWNCONTINUES WITH MOMENT NUMBER 17.

I'VE SEEN THE FUTUREOF TELEVISION, AND IT'S NONSTOP,ADRENALINE-PUMPING ACTION — THE KIND THAT WOULD PUT HAIRON DR.

PHIL'S HEAD.

I'M TALKING ABOUT "24.

" "24" IS A DARING,HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE THAT HAPPENS IN REAL TIME.

IN WHAT MAY BEA TELEVISION FIRST, "24" KILLED OFF ITS LEADCHARACTER, JACK BAUER.

HE'S DEAD.

CUT HIM DOWN.

IT REALLY SHOWED AN AUDIENCE TO NOT TAKE ANY SINGLE THINGFOR GRANTED — DON'T TAKE A CHARACTERFOR GRANTED.

I HAVE TAKEN A COMPUTER CHIP,AND THE CHARACTERS ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEREI'VE PASSED THE CHIP O TO.

AS MUCH AS HE HAS TO TORTURE ME,HE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET ME DIE.

HE NEEDS THAT INFORMATION.

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU'LLGET A SCRIPT, AND YOU'LL GO, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS IT.

I'M OUT.

" I REMEMBER MAKING A PHONE CALLAND GOING — BECAUSE I HADN'T GOTTENTHE NEXT SCRIPT YET — AND I REMEMBER GOING,"SO I JUST NEED TO KNOW, I MEAN, IS HE DEAD?" AND THEY SAID, "YOU SHOULDPLAY HIM AS IF HE'S DEAD.

" AND I WENT, "OKAY.

OKAY.

" Lopez: NO ULD BE SUREWHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO JACK BAUER, AND FANS OF "24" HAD TO SUFFERTHROUGH AN ENTIRE WEEK BEFORE FINDING OUT.

GIVE HIM THE PADDLES! CLEAR.

STILL IN DEFIB.

HIT HIM AGAIN! CLEAR! [ BEEPING ] COME ON.

I GOT A SINUS RHYTHM.

I NEED A BAXTER SET,A BAG OF NORMAL SALINE.

[ COUGHING ] Sutherland: ACTORS ON THIS SHOWARE NOT SAFE.

ALL OF US ARE EXPENDABLE.

FOR EVERY TIME YOU THINK, "THAT PERSON'S GONNA MAKE IT,"THEY MIGHT NOT.

AND FOR EVERY TIME YOU THINK,THAT THAT CHARACR — "OH, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD,"THEY MIGHT NOT BE.

YOU THOUGHTDEATH WOULD SAVE YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIEUNTIL I KILL YOU MYSELF.

[ COUGHING ] I COULDN'T LET THE EDITORSOF TV GUIDE DECIDE EVERYTHING.

I SAID, "LET PEOPLE VOTE ONLINEOR ON THEIR CELLPHONES, BUT ONLY IF THEY OWNA VERIZON WIRELESS.

" WHY? BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF PEOPLEWITH OLD, CLUNKY PHONES — LIKE THAT WEIRD KID DOWN THEBLOCK WITH THE WALKIE-TALKIE, WHO YOU ONLY SEE AT NIGHT.

IF YOU START CONVERSATIONSWITH "10-4, GOOD BUDDY," YOUR PHONE'S TOO OLD.

SO YOU GET TO PICK TV'sFAVORITE COUPLE OF THE YEAR, AND YOU CAN DO ITBY LOGGING ON TO tvguide.

Com OR BY TEXT-MESSAGINGON YOUR VERIZON WIRELESS PHONE.

HERE ARE OUR THREE NOMINEES.

BENJAMIN McKENZIEAND MISCHA BARTON, RYAN AND MARISSA ON "THE O.

C.

" TOM WELLING AND KRISTIN KREUK, WHO YOU KNOW AS CLARK KENTAND LANA LANG FROM "SMALLVILLE.

" AND FINALLY,MTV's NEWLYWED COUPLE, NICK LACHEYAND JESSICA SIMPSON.

HERE'S OUR FIRST NOMINEE.

BENJAMIN McKENZIE PLAYS RYAN, THE TOUGH KID FROM THE WRONGSIDE OF THE TRACKS.

MISCHA BARTON IS MISSA, THE SPOILED RICH GIRLHE'S IN LOVE WITH.

IF THIS STAR-CROSSED COUPLEIS YOUR FAVORITE, VOTE NOW AT tvguide.

Com.

OR GET YOUR VERIZONWIRELESS PHONE, TEXT-MESSAGE THE WORD "VOTE,"AND SEND IT TO TVG1 OR 8841.

YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO VOTEFOR THE OTHER COUPLES LATER IN THE SHOW.

GUILTY PLEASURESWAS A TV TREND OF 2003.

HERE'S SARAH CHALKE FROM"SCRUBS" TO TELL US ABOUT IT.

WHO WOULD WATCH A SHOW WHERECONTESTANTS EAT LIVE SPIDERS? ANSWER?PRACTICALLY EVERYONE.

WE CALL THESE NEXT SHOWS"GUILTY PLEASURES" BECAUSE, WHILE THEY'RE NOTEXACTLY "MASTERPIECE THEATRE," THEY ARE FASCINATINGPOPULAR TELEVISION AND SOME OF MY FAVORITES.

HERE IS YOUR NEXT STUNT.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNAHAVE TO EAT THESE AFRICANCAVE-DWELLING SPIDERS.

[ CROWD SCREAMS ] Chalke: AVERAGE PEOPLE MUNCHINGAFRICAN CAVE-DWELLING SPIDERS? ! GO! GO! MUST BE "FEAR FACTOR.

" [ LAUGHS ] THE SHOW IS ALL ABOUT PEOPLE DOING THINGS THEY WOULDNEVER DO IN PRIVATE, AND DOING THEM IN PUBLIC WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLEWATCHING EACH WEEK.

COME ON,GRAB IT, GRAB IT.

DO IT QUICK!GRAB IT QUICK.

CHEW IT!JUST CHEW IT! THERE YOU GO.

BITE IT.

CHEW IT AND SWALLOW.

THERE YOU GO.

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

THAT'S WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT! HERE'S SOMETHING A LOT OF PEOPLEFOUND EVEN SCARIER.

THE SHOW IS "NEWLYWEDS" ON MTV, WHERE CAMERAS TRACKA FAMOUS POPULAR-MUSIC COUPLE.

IMAGINE YOUR BRIDEASKING YOU.

IS THIS CHICKEN, WHAT I HAVE,OR IS THISISH? I KNOW IT'S TUNA,BUT IT SAYS "CHICKEN".

"BY THE SEA.

" WHAT? YOU AND I HAVE EATEN TUNALIKE THIS BEFORE.

WHY IS IT CALLED "CHICKENBY THE SEA" OR "IN THE SEA"? "CHICKEN OF THE SEA"IS THE BRAND.

MAYBE THE GGESTGUILTY PLEASURE HAD TO DO WITH LOVE AND LIES.

I'M REALLYMISLEADING THEM — $50 MILLION WORTHOF MISLEADING THEM.

ON THE EVENING OF FEBRUARY 17th,PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY TUNED IN FOR THE MOMENT WHEN JOE MILLIONAIREFINALLY HAD TO TELL THE TRUTH.

I DON'T HAVE $50 MILLION.

I DON'T HAVE $50,000.

WITH 40 MILLION VIEWERS, THIS WAS THE GUILTIESTPLEASURE OF THE YEAR.

I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU, BUT I WANTED TO FIND SOMEONEWHO LOVED ME FOR WHO I AM.

NOW IT'S TIME TO PRESENTYOUR CHOICE FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE MALECOMEDY STAR.

I HAVE MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECHRIGHT HERE.

UNFORTUNATELY,I WON'T BE DELIVERING IT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WIN.

BUT I SURE ADMIRETHE GUY WHO DID.

TO GIVE SEAN HAYES THE AWARD, LET'S GO TO THE SETOF "WILL & GRA.

" HERE'S A FEW WORDS FROMA HIGH-SOCIETY PRINCESS SO WILD, SHE MAKES THE HILTON SISTERSLOOK LIKE THE OLSEN TWINS — MISS KAREN WALKER.

HEY, KIDS.

KAREN WALKER HERE.

LISTEN, I'VE GOTSOME EXCITING NEWS.

I GOT A CALL FROMTHE GOOD PEOPLE AT TV GUIDE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

NOT REALLY SUREHOW THEY GOT MY NUMBER.

BUT ANYWAY, THEY HAVEA VERY, VERY EING AWARD FOR A VERY, VERY SEXY LITTLE BOYTHAT I JUST MET NAMED MR.

SEAN P.

HAYE THAT'S RIGHT.

HE'S CUTE AS A BUTTON.

NOW, HE HAS RECEIVED THIS AWARD FOR BEINTHE ABSOLUTELYFUNNIEST, FUNNIEST, FUNNIEST, FUNNIEST LITTLE FELLAON TELEVISION.

I'VE HEARD HE'S REALLY CUTEON THAT SHOW.

HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

HEAR HE'S CUTE, THOUGH.

BUT LISTEN, HE'S HERE.

I'M GONNA CALL HIM OUT.

HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S GETTINGTHIS FINE PRIZE.

I'M GONNA GET HIM RIGHT NOW.

LITTLE CUTIE, COME OUT HERE.

MR.

SEAN HAYES –SEAN P.

HAYES.

HERE HE IS.

LOOK, THIS IS FOR YOU,HONEY.

WOW! YOU GOT AN AWARDFROM TV GUIDE.

OOH, LOOKS EXPENSIVE.

IT'S GOT A LITTLE CONDOMON IT.

LET'S GET IT OUT.

GET THE LITTLE BAG OFF NOW.

THIS IS NICE.

I'M SO SURPRISED BECAUSE USUALLY MRS.

WALKERONLY HAS A CREW OF 12 PEOPLE, AND TODAY I SAW 15 OF YOU,SO I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.

I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOUTO EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME, AND I REALLY, REALLYAPPRECIATE THIS.

AND I WOULDN'T BE HALF AS FUNNYAS YOU ALL THINK I AM HAD IT NEEN FORMEGAN MULLALLY, DEBRA MESSING, AND ERIC McCORMACK,MY CO-STARS.

SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I HEAR THAT MEGAN MULLALLY'SA SEXY ONE.

NOW, WHAT DOES THE "P"STAND FOR, HONEY? PATRICK.

[ CHUCKLES ] SURE, IT DOES.

THANK YOU.

Lopez:AND NOW, FROM "WILL & GRACE," HERE'S TV GUIDE MOMENTNUMBER 16.

WHEN KAREN WALKER'S HUSBAND,STAN, DIES, WILL AND GRACE AND THE RESTOF THE GANG GO INTO MOURNING ON A $30 MILLION LUXURY YACHT.

WHAT? I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.

YOU PLANNEDTHIS WHOLE THING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT? THIS- THE BOAT,THE SUN, THE LOTION, GETTING ME TO TAKEMY BLOUSE OFF.

IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSEON YOUR PART TO GET WITH ME.

FOR US, I THINK,EG IS THE FACT THAT WE SHOT ITON A YACHT, OUT AT SEA.

AND PEOPLE WERE SICK.

PEOPLE WERE REALLY, REALLYNAUSEOUS THAT DAY.

BUT EVERYBODY WAS MISERABLE,AND NOBODY WANTED TO BE THERE.

Lopez: WELL, IT SURE DOESN'TSEEM THAT WAY ON-SCREEN.

THIS PLACE IS DEAD.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO? I BELIEVETHERE'S A NEW GAY BAR THAT JUST OPENED UPRIGHT OVER THERE.

LET'S GO.

AND AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING,THE STAGE WAS SET FOR ONE OF THE BIGGESTLAUGH MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

JACK? GOD, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.

OH, ME TOO.

AAH! AAH! WE'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO SEEWILL IN BED WITH ANY GUY, THAT WHEN IT TURNS OUTTHAT HE'S IN BED WITH JACK, YOUR WORLD IS ROCKED, HIS WORLD IS ROCKED.

THEY'RE NOT MEANTFOR EACH OTHER.

SO WHEN THE TWO OF THEM WOKE UPAFTER A DRUNKEN NIGHT ON A YACHT AND THOUGHT THAT THEY MIGHT HAVEACTUALLY GONE ALL THE WAY WITH EACH OTHER.

AAH! AAH! IT'S A REACTION OF BOTHHILARITY AND HORROR.

THAT WASA FUN LITTLE STORY.

IT WAS FUNNYFOR THAT EPISODE.

IT WAS THE GAY"WHO SHOT J.

R.

?" DON'T YOU THINK? AAH! AAH! COMING UP NEXT — BARBARA WALTERS SCORES THE TWO BIGGEST INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR.

OF COURSE I'M INNOCENT.

AND.

WHAT IS WAL-MART? .

PARIS HILTON GOES DOWN ON THE FARM.

LIKE,THEY SELL WALL STUFF? AND THE HITS AND THE MISSES OF TV's TOP TALENT SHOWS.

[ SINGING OFF-KEY ] THERE'S PLENTY OF GREAT MOMES STILL TO COME.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE WILL LAND IN THE NUMBER-ONE SPOT? FIND OUT WHEN "TV GUIDE GREATEST MOMENTS OF 2003" RETURNS.

Lopez:OUR TV GUIDE MOMENT 15.

THEY CALLED IT THE WEDDINGOF THE CENTURY, WHICH IS PRETTY EASY,'CAUSE IT'S STILL ONLY 2003.

BUT WHEN TV's BACHELORETTETRISTA FINALLY TIED THE KNOT WITH RYAN, IT WAS TRULY ONE OF THE MOSTTALKED-ABOUT TV MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

THE MARRIAGE AIREDON DECEMBER 10th AND COST $3.

7 MILLION.

I, RYAN, TAKE YOU,TRISTA.

TO BE MY WIFE.

TO BE MY WIFE.

LOOK INTO HIS EYES.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I, TRISTA, TAKE YOU,RYAN.

TRISTA, TAKE YOU,RYAN.

TO BE MY HUSBAND.

TO BE MY HUSBAND.

BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN MEBY THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOUHUSBAND AND WIFE.

WILL YOU PLEASEKISS YOUR BRIDE.

[ APPLAUSE ] Lopez: NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND OUTWHICH MOMENT IS NUMBER 14.

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MADDER THAN RUSH LIMBAUGHWITH A CHILDPROOF CAP? I SPENT YEARS ON THE ROAD, HONING MY COMEDYSO I COULD FULFILL MY DREAM, KILLING ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW.

" I MEAN, COMEDY KILLING, NOT LIKE BACKING OVERONE OF JACK HANNA'S PETS.

BUT KATIE COURIC, WHO HAS NEVER PLAYEDTHE CHUCKLEHUT IN WYOMING, GOT TO HOST "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"AND, MAN, SHE WAS GREAT.

I MEAN, I DID SHOWS WHERE I HADTO DODGE BULLETS ONSTAGE.

LET'S SEE YOU DO THATIN HIGH HEELS,ISS PERKY.

WE HAVE TIMEFOR JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.

I KNOW YOU'RE VERY DISAPPOINTEDABOUT THAT.

EDDIE SAYS,"I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS, AND I THINK YOU HAVETHE MOST BEAUTIFUL LEGS ON TV.

" WELL, THANK YOU, EDDIE.

THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

"ARE WE GOING TO GET A CHANCETO SEE THEM?" OH, WELL, THAT'S SO SWEET, BUT OBVIOUSLY,THIS IS JAY'S DESK, AND — KATIE, PEOPLE WANT TO SEEYOUR LEGS.

AM I RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HEY, FELLAS, COME IN HERE.

HELP HER OUT, WOULD YA? Lopez: YOU KNOW,I GOT TO HAND IT TO KATIE.

HERE, SHE DOESN'T EVEN TELLA SINGLE JOKE, AND SHE ROCKS THE PLACE.

ALL SHE DOES IS PUT ON GOGGLES,AND PEOPLE ARE ROARING.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SHE CAME UP WITH A GAG THAT HADEVERYONE TALKING THE NEXT DAY.

THANKS, BOYS.

Lopez:IN THE WORLD OF JOURNALISM, A "GET" IS AN EXCLUSIVEINTERVIEW WITH A RED-HOT NEWSMAKER.

SOMETIMES THEY'RE CELEBRITIES,SOMETIMES THEY'RE CRIMINALS.

SOMETIMETHEY'RE BOTH.

BUT THEY ALL HAVE ONE THINGIN COMMON — WHEN THEY'RE READY TO TALK, THEWHOLE WORLD IS READY TO LISTEN.

IN 2003, PRIME-TIME TV NEWSWAS THE PLACE FOR CELEBRITIESTO DECLARE THEIR INNOCENCE.

JOURNALISM SUPERSTARBARBARA WALTERS INTERVIEWED TWO OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIALCELEBRITIES IN AMERICA.

MARTHA STEWARTIS FACING 30 YEARS IN PRISON, BUT FIRST,SHE HAD TO FACE BARBARA.

AND WALTERS DIDN'T HOLD BACK.

MARTHA, WHY DO SO MANYPEOPLE HATE YOU? THE PEOPLE WHO YOU THINKHATE ME DON'T KNOW ME.

IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHYPEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME.

CAN YOU TELL ME IF YOU AREGUILTY OR INNOCENT? I WOULD LIKE TO SAYOUT LOUD THAT I HAVE DONENOTHING WRONG, BARBARA.

I AM INNOCENT, AND I THINKTHAT THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM — THE UPCOMING TRIAL,WILL PROVE THAT.

BARBARA REPORTEDAN EVEN BIGGER STORY — A CELEBRITY CHARGED WITH MURDER.

SHE MET ROBERT BLAKE AT THELOS ANGELES MEN'S CENTRAL JAIL.

[ Voice breaking ]WHAT THEY TOOK FROM ME — AND I SHOULDN'THAVE LET THEM DO IT — THEY TOOK AWAY MY PAST.

THEY TOOK AWAYWHO I WAS.

MY WHOLE LIFE,I WAS A GOOD PERSON.

AND THEY MADE ME OUTTO BE A BAD PERSON.

HERE'S A MAN WE'D SEENTHOUSANDS OF TIMES — BUT NOW HE SEEMS TO DISINTEGRATEIN FRONT OF OUR EYES AS WALTERS ASKS HIMABOUT HIS DAUGHTER, ROSIE.

THIS IS A BABY THATYOU WERE NOT SURE WAS YOURS.

THIS WAS MY DAUGHTER.

I KNEW.

OF COURSE I KNEW THAT.

OF COURSE I KNEW THAT.

SEE, YOU THINKI'M A MONSTER, TOO.

I CAN'T BRING UP MY OWN BABYAND KNOW THAT SHE'S MINE? NO, ROBERT.

SHE WAS MY BABY.

SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER.

YES, I UNDERSTAND.

NO, YOU DON'T.

OH, ROBERT, I DO.

THEN BARBARA ASKEDTHE TOUGHEST QUESTION OF ALL.

ROBERT,ARE YOU INNOCENT? OF COURSE –OF COURSE I'M INNOCENT.

OF COURSE I'M INNOCENT.

DID YOU KILL YOUR WIFE? OF COURSE NOT! TO TELL US ABOUTTHIS YEAR'S MAKEOVER TREND, HERE IS PAIGE DAVIS.

CINDERELLA WAS A GALWHO FOUND HAPPINESS WHEN HER FAIRY GODMOTHER GAVEHER THE MOTHER OF ALL MAKEOVERS.

AND THAT'S WHAT TV MAKEOVERSHOWS ARE — CINDERELLA STORIES.

IN 2003, MAKEOVER SHOWSBOASTED 60 MILLION FANS — MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES.

YOU KNOW, WHETHER WE'RE DREAMINGABOUT CUSTOM-BUILT HOT RODS OR MAYBE JUST NEW LINOLEUM, THERE'S SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUTHAVING YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

OH, MY GOD! THIS IS THE YEAR THAT THEMAKEOVER SHOWS WENT PRIME TIME.

HERE'S THE CINDERELLA MOMENT OF TLC's "TRADING SPACES'"100 GRAND EPISODE.

WE'RE GONNA BE SPENDING $100,000ON THIS EPISODE! YES! EACH NEIGHBOR SPENT $50,000 MAKING OVER A SINGLE ROOMOF THE OTHER'S HOME, AND MILLIONS OF VIEWERSSHARED THEIR EXCITEMENT.

WHOO! OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD![ REAMS ] IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! I CAN'T AND IT.

MAKEOVER SHOWS DON'T STOPWITH ONE ROOM.

THEY INVITE PLANNERSAND BUILDERS TO MAKE OVER AN ENTIRE HOUSE! I'VE BEEN WAITINGON DECISIONS FROM PRESTON, AND HE GOES IN A CIRCLE –I CAN'T GET ANYTHING.

IT ALL GETS SPIT OUT,BUT NOTHING LANDS.

HELLO.

PRESTON,YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.

I'M SORRY.

WE'RE TOO SHORT ON TIME.

I CAN'T LISTENTO CONDESCENSION.

I JUST HOPETHIS IS ALL WORTH IT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, MY GOD! Davis: WELL, WHAT GUY HASN'TLOOKED AT THE FAMILY CAR AND WISHED FOR SOMETHING BIGGER,SEXIER, AND MORE POWERFUL? [ ENGINE REVVING ] JESSE JAMES OF "MONSTER GARAGE"WON A LOYAL LEGI OF FANS BY TURNING HIS FAMILY CAR INTO A 100-MILE-PER-HOURRIDING LAWN MOWER.

WHY? 'CAUSE IT'S WRONG.

SO, WHAT'S LEFT TO MAKE OVER? Lopez: YOU'RE TALKING"EXTREME MAKEOVER" — MOMENT NUMBER 13.

Davis: IN 2003, ONE MAKEOVER SHOW TOLDOF AN INTENSELY PERSONAL STORY THAT CAPTIVATED VIEWERS WITH THE MYTHIC POWEROF A REAL-LIFE FAIRY TALE.

"EXTREME MAKEOVER" FOUND A WIDOWWHO WAS ASHAMED OF HER SMILE AND GAVE HER SOMETHINGWE'VE ALL DREAMED ABOUT — A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE.

Allen: I FEEL REALLY UGLYABOUT MYSELF.

I HIDE MY MOUTH WHEN I SMILE, BECAUSE I REALLY BELIEVETHAT TURNS PEOPLE OFF.

Davis: THIS IS SANDRA ALLEN, A WOMAN WHO BELIEVED THAT HERBEST YRS WERE FAR BEHIND HER.

Allen: I AM LOOKING FORA NEW BEGINNING IN MY LIFE.

I NEED A NEW BEGINNINGIN MY LIFE.

YOU'VE BEEN CHOSENFOR AN EXTREME MAKEOVER.

YOU'VE BEEN CHOSENFOR AN EXTREME MAKEOVER.

YOU'RE GOINGTO LOS ANGELES.

[ Crying ] AR? IT'S YOURS, SANDY.

IT'S YOURS.

Davis:"EXTREME MAKEOVER" LED SANDRA ON ONE OF THE MOST RIGOROUSMAKEOVER JOURNEYS EVER ATTEMPTED — TEETH FIXED, FACE-LIFT,BROW LIFT, NOSE REBUILT, AND BREAST IMPLANTS.

Roush: IT IS EXTREME.

IT'S A SPIRITUAL TRANSFORMATIONAS MUCH AS IT IS A PHYSICAL ONE.

THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES ARECHANGING IN FRONT OF YOU, AND NOT JUST COSMETICALLY,ALTHOUGH IT IS QUITE GRAPHIC IN SHOWING US HOW THEY GO ABOUTTHE COSMETIC TRANSFORMATIONS.

Man: I'M PROBABLY MORE NERVOUSTHAN SHE IS.

JUST THE JOY IN HER VOICE IS SOMETHING I HAVEN'T HEARDIN MANY YEARS.

I'M SO EXCITED.

I WANT TSEE HER.

I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT TO EXPECT TONIGHT.

Davis: AND NOW THE CINDERELLAMOME — THE DRAMATIC REVEAL.

Allen:WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I SEE A DIFFERENT PERSONTHAN I'D SEEN SEVEN WEEKS AGO.

I SEE SOMEONE THAT FEELS GOODABOUT THEIRSELF AND SO POSITIVE AND A LOT MORE ENERGETIC.

I THINK THAT'S GON CARRY ME ONTO THE REST OF MY LIFE.

COMING UP — DENNIS FRANZ PICKS THE GREATEST SPORTS MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

WHY, GOD? WHY, WHY? AND THE "SEX AND THE CITY" SURPRISE OF THE YEAR.

BERGER BROKE UP WITH MEON A POST-IT.

THEN LATER — THE ONLY SHARK BITE EVER CAUGHT ON CAMERA.

PLUS.

YOU GUYSLOOK PRETTY GAY.

THANKS.

NOT AS GAY AS US,THOUGH.

MEET THE FAB FIVE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES.

WHICH MENT WILL BE NUMBER ONE? FIND OUT WHEN "TV GUIDE GREATEST MOMENTS 2003" RETURNS.

HERE'S ANOTHER TV GUIDE BONUS MOMENT FROM 2003.

ON "THE SIMPLE LIFE," RICH GIRLSPARIS HILTON AND NICOLE RICHIE KNOW THEIR WAYAROUND RODEO DRIVE.

BUT WHEN THEY'RE FORCEDTO LIVE ON A FARM IN ARKANSAS, SHOPPINGBECOMES A FOREIGN CONCEPT.

WHERE THE HELL ARE WE? NOW, DO YOU GUYS HANG OUTAT WAL-MART? [ LAUGHS ] WHAT? I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT PEOPLEHANG OUT AT WAL-MART.

WHY?WHAT IS WAL-MART? LIKE,THEY SELL WALL STUFF? NO.

WHAT IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT.

[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE COSTCOOR SE-A-LOT.

IN THE SOUTH,PEOPLE HANG OUT THERE.

[ LAUGHTER ] Lopez: AND NOW HERE'STV GUIDE MOMENT NUMBER 12.

AS ANYONE WHO'S SEENA KATHIE LEE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CAN TELL YOU,CELEBRITIES LOVE TO TORTURE US.

NOW, THANKS TO ASHTON KUTCHER'SHIDDEN-CAMERA SHOW, "PUNK'D," THEY'RE TORTURING EACH OTHER.

ASHTON, YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY, BUT IF YOU TRY TO PUNKJUDGE JOE BROWN, THAT GUY WILL MESS YOU UP.

NOW, PAY ATTENTION, MOM AND DAD,BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE WHERE YOUR KIDS GET THEIR IDEASTO PUNK YOU.

FRANKIE MUNIZ –FRANKIE IS A 16-YEAR-OLD KID THAT HAS, LIKE, A $200,000 CAR, SO WE DECIDED TO STEAL HIS CAR.

YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, MEET HIM,TELL HIM TO PARK OVER HERE.

THEY'RE GONNA COME OUT HERE,GET HIS CAR OUT OF HERE.

Muniz: IF YOU'RE HEARINGTHE STORY NOW, I WOULD KNOWTHAT I WAS BEING PUNK'D, BUT I WAS PRETTY MUCH THE FIRSTPERSON EVER TO BE PUNK'D, SO I HAD NO IDEA.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL REAL.

AS FAR AS I KNEW,I WAS GOING TO HAVE A MEETING WITH SHAWN LEVYAND ASHTON KUTCHER TO TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE IDEATHAT THEY HAD.

AND I'M LIKE,"YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.

" IS IT SUPPOSED TO BEREALLY FUNNY? NO, IT'S NOTSUPPOSED TO BE REAL FUNNY.

Lopez:WHILE FRANKIE TALKS BUSINESS, HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION IS BEING WHISKEDOUT OF THE PARKING LOT.

WE WERE CROSSING THE STREET,AND THEY WERE ASKING ME WHAT CAR I WAS IN,'CAUSE I OWN A FEW CARS.

BUT I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I HAVEMY '56 PORSCHE SPEEDSTER.

" HE GOES, "OH, REALLY?WHERE IS IT?" I'M LOOKING,AND IT WASN'T THERE.

WHERE IS IT?MY CAR.

YOUR BUDDY CAME AND TOOK IT –THE GUY YOU WERE WITH EARLIER.

I WASN'T WITH HIM.

SO YOU JUST GAVE HIS CARTO SOME RANGE DUDE? Muniz: SO FOR THE FIRST45 MINUTES WE WERE OUTSIDE, I WAS REALLY COOL, REALLY CALM.

I WAS UPSET,BUT IT WAS JUST LIKE, "WELL,THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

" AND THEN I REALIZEDI LEFT MY PHONE IN THE CAR.

DO YOU HAVE MY CAR? NO, I'M DRIVING IN MY CAR.

YOU'RE IN MY SPEEDSTERIF YOU HAVE MY PHONE.

I SWEARI COULD HEAR MY CAR DRIVING, AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'REIN MY CAR! BRING IT BACK!" CAN YOU COMETO SWEETZER AVE.

? Lopez: AND FRANKIE WAS READYTO PROMISE HIM ANYTHING.

I'LL SEND YOU HAWAIIIF YOU BRING MY CAR BACK.

TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA GIVE METHE MACKADDY SUITE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOUTHE MACK DADDY SUITE IF YOU GET MY CAR BACKIN 10 MINUTES.

THE FIRST TIMEI EVER SAID A BAD WORD ON-CAMERA WAS DURING THIS "PUNK'D.

" HE STOLE MY [BLEEP]PORSCHE SPEEDSTER.

I THOUGHTHE WAS WITH YOU.

I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] DUDE, I'M SO [BLEEP] MADRIGHT NOW.

SPINS OUT OF CONTROL, E KUTCHER ZOOMS IN FOR THE PUNK AND THE MOMENTWE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

I WAS FLIPPING OUT.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,I SEE MY CAR.

THE CAR STOPS, AND I LOOK IN.

AND I SEE ASHTON WAVING, AND THEN ALL OF THESECAMERA CREWS JUST RUSHING IN.

YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D.

BE STILL,MY BLEEDING HEART! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Y, IT MADE ME MORE WELL-KNOWNTHAN I'VE EVER BEEN.

IT'S GREAT.

THANK YOU, ASHTON.

WHOO! I THINK SHE'S OKAY.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

DUDE, I WAS SO SCARED,I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN.

I'M STILL SHAKING.

AND NOW THE SECOND NOMINEE INYOUR FAVORITE-COUPLE CONTEST — TOM WELLING AND KRISTIN KREUKFROM "SMALLVILLE.

" TOM PLAYS CLARK KENT IN THE NEWEST VERSIONOF THE SUPERMAN SAGA.

KRISTIN IS HIS HIGH-SCHOOLSWEETHEART, LANA LANG.

CAN THE TEEN OF STEEL FIGHT OFFEVILDOERS AND RAGING HORMONES? YOU CAN VOTE FOR TOM AND KRISTINBY LOGGING ON TO tvguide.

Com OR GET OUTYOUR VERIZON WIRELESS PHONE, TEXT-MESSAGE "VOTE,"AND SEND IT TO TVG2 OR 8842.

TO LOOK AT THE YEAR IN SPORTS,WE WANTED AN EXPERT — SOMEONE WHO'S HADA WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE WITH TODAY'S ATHLETES — SO WE CALLED A COP.

HERE'S DENNIS FRANZ WITHTHE BEST OF THE BEST IN SPORTS.

I WATCH ABOUT AS MUCH TV SPORTSAS THE AVERAGE GUY.

WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE MORE.

OKAY, SO, I WATCHABOUT 37,000 HOURS A YEAR.

4:00 A.

M.

, DIVISION 3 WOMEN'SFIELD HOCKEY — I'M THERE.

BUT ONLY A VERY FEW MOMENTSQUALIFY AS THE GREATEST SPORTS MOMENTSOF THE YEAR.

ROGER "THE ROCKET" CLEMENS BECOMES THE THIRD PLAYERIN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY TO GET 4,000BIG-LEAGUE STRIKEOUTS.

Announcer: NUMBER 4,000! [ CROWD CHEERING ] Franz: AND YOU GOT TO GIVEMAJOR LEAGUE HITTERS EQUAL TIME.

PITTSBURGH FIRST BASEMANRANDALL SIMON GETS ALL OF THIS ONE.

UNFORTUNATELY,THIS ONE IS THE HEAD OF THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS'SAUSE MASCOT.

Announcer: ONE OF THE PIRATESSLUGGED THE ITALIAN WITH A BAT.

Franz: HERE'S ANNIKA SORENSTAM,THE FIRST WOMAN IN 58 YEARS TO TEE IT UP WITH THE BIG BOYSAT THE PGA COLONIAL.

BACK TO BASEBALL AGAIN.

72-YEAR-OLD YANKEE DON ZIMMERPICKS A FIGHT WITH 31-YEAR-OLD RED SOX PITCHERPEDRO MARTINEZ.

NOW FOR THE "X" GAMES,AND YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS ONE.

TANNER HALL DEFIESTHE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE PULLS AN UNBELIEVABLE810-DEGREE TURN.

THAT'S TWO 360s PLUS ONE! THAT ONE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYBODY'S HIGHLIGHT REEL.

AND FINALLY,THE "X" GAMES AGAIN, WITH HIGH-FLYING KENNY BARTRAM.

KIDS, DON'T TRY THISON YOUR BICYCLE, PLEASE.

WE HAVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

[ CROWD CHEERING ] YEAH, THOSE WERE BIG MOMENTS,ALL RIGHT.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,THE MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT — THE ONE THAT STILL, TO THIS DAY, KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT,STARING AT THE CEILING, SCREAMING, "WHY, GOD? WHY, WHY?"IS THIS MOMENT.

GAME 6 OFTHE NATIONAL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS, 8th INNING, CHICAGO CUBS,5 OUTS FROM THE WORLD SERIES.

Announcer:GOT A LEFT-FIELD LINE.

REACHING INTO THE STANDSAND COULDN'T GET IT.

AND HE'S LIVID WITH A FAN.

Franz: THIS GUY REACHES OUTAND GRABS FOR THE BALL INSTEAD OF LETTING MOISES ALOUCATCH IT, RUINING THE CUBS' CHANCESFOR WORLD SERIES GLORY.

THE GUY'S NAME IS STEVE BARTMAN.

Announcer: LOOKS LIKE HE'SSCARED TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.

AS A CHICAGOANAND LIFELONG CUBS FAN, THERE'S SOMETHINGI GOT TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

STEVE, I FORGIVE YOU.

I CAN'T SPEAKFOR CUB FANS EVERYWHERE, BUT FOR ME –ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

I MEAN, COME ON,LET'S LOOK AT THE CLIP AGAIN.

YOU SEE? AT LEAST FIVE OTHER FANSARE REACHING FOR THAT FOUL BALL.

AND IF I WERE SITTING THEREIN THAT FRONT ROW, I SWEAR — GOD HELP ME — I KNOW I WOULD HAVEGRABBED FOR IT, TOO.

AND A LOT OF YOU OTHER CUB FANSOUT THERE, YOU KNOW,DEEP DOWN IN YOUR HEART, YOU'D HAVE DONETHE SAME THING, TOO.

SO.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] LET THIS MOMENT OF FORGIVENESSBE THE FIRST STEP TO REDEMPTION.

CUBS, WORLD CHAMPIONS 2004.

AND TO YOU, MR.

STEVE BARTMAN,DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OR WE'LL SETTLE ITTHE CHICAGO WAY.

YEAH.

Lopez:HERE'S TATUM O'NEAL WITH TV GUIDE MOMENT NUMBER 11.

WHY DO FANSOF "SEX AND THE CITY" LOVE IT SO MUCH? I WAS ON THE SHOW THIS YEAR,PLAYING CARRIE'S FRIEND KYRA.

AND WHEN PEOPLE FOUND OUT,I WAS TREATED LIKE A ROCK STAR.

I THINK MEN LIKE THE SHOW BECAUSE THEY GET TO SEEINTO THE SECRET WORLD OF WOMEN, HOW THEY REALLY TALK ABOUT SEXAND THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND SEX AND SHOPPING AND.

WELL, SEX.

I THINK BEINGONE OF THE BOYFRIENDS ON "SEX AND THE CITY,"ESPECIALLY FOR CARRIE, IT'S SIMILAR TO BEING LIKEMISS OCTOBER FOR A WOMAN.

O'Neal: FROM THE SUAVE MR.

BIGTO THE DOWN-TO-EARTH AIDAN, CARRIE HAS HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH SOME OF THE MOSTINTERESTING MEN ON TELEVISION.

WHEN BERGERCOMES TO CARRIE'S LIFE, SHE REALLY THINKSIT CAN WORK OUT.

BUT FINALLY,JACK BERGER CALLS IT QUITS.

I THINKWE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK WE NEEDSOME TIME APART.

Livingston:THE SETUP ON THE EPISODE IS THAT JACK'S GONNA GOTAKE SOME TIME AND DECIDE WHETHER HE THINKSHE CAN STAY IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

[ DOORBELL BUZZES ] WHO IS IT? Jack:IT'S ME.

I'M BACK.

HE COMES BACK.

HE'S GOT A HANDFUL OF FLOWERS — HER FAVORITE FLOWERS,PINK CARNATIONS.

BERGER, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEENBAD, BUT I REALLY THINK — I KNOW.

I LOVE YOU, CARRIE.

I WANT TO TRYTO MAKE THIS WORK.

IT REALLY DOES SEEM LIKETHEY'RE GONNA MAKE A GO AT IT.

AND I THINKJACK REALLY DID BELIEVE IT.

THEY SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER,SHE WAKES UP, HE'S GONE.

AND FINDS THE POST-IT NOTELEFT ON THE COMPUTER MONITOR.

I THINK IT SAYS, "I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T.

DON'T HATE ME.

" AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKESTHE MOMENT SO POWERFUL, IS THAT YOU REALLY WANTED THOSETWO TO BE ABLE TO WORK IT OUT.

BEER BROKE UP WITH MEON A POST-IT.

ON A POST-IT? UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

YEP.

READ IT AND WEEP,MY FRIENDS.

"I'M SORRY.

I CAN'T.

DON'T HATE ME.

" PEOPLE WERE REALLY UPSETFOR A WHILE — NOT SO MUCH FOR JACK, I THINK, BUT BECAUSE AMERICA HASREALLY COME TO ROOT FOR CARRIE.

BUT EVERYTHING HAPPENSFOR A REASON, EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT IT IS YET.

THAT'S SUCH BULL [BLEEP] IT'S NOT! LOOK AT ME.

IF I HAD NEVERMARRIED TREY, THEN I NEVER WOULD HAVEGOTTENIVORCED, AND I NEVER WOULD HAVE METMY DIVORCE LAWYER, HARRY, AND I WOULDN'T BEENGAGED NOW.

UH-HUH.

PAPER COVERS ROCK.

AMERICA, YOU PICKEDYOUR FAVORITE DRAMATIC STAR, AND WE'VE GOT HIM –VINCENT D'ONOFRIO.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] DR.

GORDON, WOULD YOU BE WILLINGTO TAKE A BLOOD TEST TO PROVE THAT YOU HAVEN'TBEEN EXPOSED TO ANTHRAX OR RECENTLY VACCINATEDFOR ANTHRAX? DR.

GORDON WANTS TO COME IN,BUT I'VE ADVISED HIM NOT TO.

WELL, IF YOU'RE AFRAIDHE'S GONNA INCRIMINATE HIMSELF, THEN WE'LL MAKE ITOFF THE RECORD.

I HAVE NO FEAROF INCRIMINATING MYSELF.

IS THAT A YES? Lopez: YOU KNOW HIMAS DETECTIVE ROBERT GOREN, THE RESIDENT SHERLOCK HOLMES OF "LAW AND ORDER:CRIMINAL INTENT.

" AND DID HE LEAVEA STAIN? AND WE CUT.

HE'S VINCENT D'ONOFRIO, WHO'S NORMALLYA SHY AND MODEST KIND OF GUY, BUT WE MANAGED TO GET ON HIS SETAND GIVE HIM HIS AWARD.

YOU WANT TO GET OUTOF MY DESK? OH, I MEANTTO TELL YOU — I JUST HEARD FROM OUR FRIENDSAT TV GUIDE.

THEY HAD A CONTEST –MILLIONS OF THEM WROTE IN, AND THEY VOTED YOU THE FAVORITEMALE TV STAR IN A DRAMA — SOMETHING WE ALREADY KNEWHERE AT "CRIMINAL INTENT.

" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

AH, WELL, THANKS TO ALL THEMILLIONS OF READERS OF TV GUIDE.

I'VE NEVER GOTTEN AN AWARDON TELEVISION BEFORE, AND.

THANKS A LOT.

COMING UP — A BELOVED ACTOR REMEMBERS A BELOVED SHOW.

AND IT ALL BEGAN AT A PLACECALLED THE OLD FHING HOLE.

AFTER NINE YEARS OF FRIENDS BECOMING LOVERS, TWO NEW FRIENDS GET TOGETHER.

KYLE, WE'RE GIVING YOUA MAKEOVER.

AND WE'LL DISCOVER HOW THE FAB FIVE IS MAKING OVER THE WORLD OF TELEVISION.

DO YOU BUY ALL OF YOUR CLOTHINGAT THE HOME DEPOT? NO — ONLINE.

AND EVERYBODY LOVES A WEDDING, ESPECIALLY ON "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.

" WHEN "TV GUIDE GREATEST MOMENTS 2003" CONTINUES.

JESSICA AND THE HILTON SISTERS.

MO AND NOW THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES WITH THE GREATEST TV MOMENTS OF THE YEAR.

WHICH OF YOUR FAVORITES WILL LAND IN THE TOP 10? THESE ARE THE MOMENTS YOU SAW.

I LOVE MY JOB.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

.

THE MOMENTS YOU HEARD ABOUT.

AND THE MOMENTS YOU'RE SORRY YOU MISSED.

WE NEED A BABY-MA.

THERE ARE SO MANYILL-DRESSED BABIES.

AND NOW WE COUNT DOWN THE TOP 10 AS GEORGE LOPEZ HOSTS "TV GUIDE GREATEST MOMENTS 2003.

" YOU'RE PROBABLY A FANOF "FRIENDS.

" WHO ISN'T? BUT EVEN IF YOU FOLLOWEDTHE SHOW RELIGIOUSLY, YOU STILL PROBABLY DIDN'TCATCH THEM ALL.

SO AS WE PREPAREFOR THE "FRIENDS" FINALE, HERE'S THE ULTIMATECliffsNotes VERSION OF 9 YEARS OF "FRIENDS"IN 60 SECONDS OR LESS.

IT ALL BEGINSWHEN RACHEL MEETS THE GANG AND MOVES IN WITH MONICA.

ROSS AND RACHEL ARE THE FIRSTTO SLEEP TOGETHER.

MONICA GETS A JOBCATERING FOR RICHARD AND ENDS UP KISSING HIM.

WHEN RACHEL TELLS ROSSSHE NEEDS A BREAK, ROSS GETS ENGAGED TO EMILY.

RACHEL GOESTO ROSS AND EMILY'S WEDDING TO TELL ROSS SHE STILLLOVES HIM, BUT CHICKENS OUT.

MONICA AND CHANDLERSLEEP TOGETHER, AND ROSS SAYS RACHEL'S NAMEINSTEAD OF EMILY'S DURING THE CEREMONY.

EMILY DIVORCES ROSS'CAUSE HE STILL LOVES RACHEL.

PHOEBE HITS ON CHANDLER TO SEEIF HE'S SERIOUS ABOUT MONICA, WHICH HE IS.

MONICA AND CHANDLERGO TO LAS VEGAS AND DECIDE TO GET MARRIED,BUT THEY DON'T.

BUT ROSS AND RACHELGET HITCHED INSTEAD.

MONICA AND CHANDLERMOVE IN TOGETHER, AND RACHEL AND ROSSGET DIVORCED.

CHANDLER TELLS PHOEBEHE'S GONNA PROPOSE TO MONICA, ONLY MONICA POPS THE QUESTION.

CHANDLER AND MONICA GET MARRIED.

RACHEL TELLS ROSSSHE'S PREGNANT AND THEN PROPOSITIONS JOEY.

PHOEBE MEETS MIKE,RACHEL HAS HER BABY, PHOEBE AND MIKE BREAK UP,RACHEL AND JOEY KISS, PHOEBE AND MIKE GET ENGAGED,AND RACHEL AND JOEY SPLIT.

WHAT'S NEXT? WHICH FRIENDS WILL BECOMEMORE THAN JUST FRIENDS? SINCE THIS IS THE LAST SEASON,WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

TO SALUTE "FRIENDS" WHY THAN BY PRESENTING AN AWARDTO AN ACTRESS THAT YOU VOTED AS YOURFAVORITE FEME COMEDY STAR? JENNIFER ANISTON.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I WANT TO SAY THANK YOUTO THE FANS.

I WANT TO SAY THANK YOUTO THE EDITORS OF TV GUIDE.

THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME.

I LOVE MY JOB.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.

SO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

AND I THINKIT'S ALSO PRETTY GREAT THAT THE EDITORS OF TV GUIDE HAVE PICKED A MOMENTFROM "FRIENDS" AS ONE OF THE TOP TV MOMENTSOF THE YEAR.

AND, AS YOU ALLPROBABLY EXPECTED, IT ALL BEGINS WITH A KISS.

Lopez:THAT'S RIGHT, JENNIFER, AND IT'S TV GUIDE MOMENTNUMBER 10.

IN AN EPISODE THAT TOOK THE CASTOF "FRIENDS" TO BARBADOS, JOEY CATCHES HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDWITH ROSS.

IN ONE OF THE MAJORTURNING POINTS, JOEY IS NOW FREE TO ACT UPON THE FEELINGS THATHE HAS BEEN DENYING FOR YEARS.

WHAT? OH.

NOW TV GUIDE'S MOMENT NUMBER 9.

EVERYONE IN AMERICAHAS TWO HOMETOWNS — WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GREW UPAND MAYBERRY.

MAN, WHO WROTE THIS COPY? DID THEY REALIZE THAT A LATINOGUY WAS GONNA BE READING IT? I MEAN, ONE TIME A GUY WITHA TAN STUMBLED INTO MAYBERRY, AND THEY LOCKED HIM UPFOR 30 YEARS — RIGHT NEXT TO OTIS THE DRUNK.

I BET THIS COPY WAS WRITTENFOR JOE MILLIONAIRE BEFORE HIS 15 MINUTES EXPIRED.

SERIOUSLY, I LOVE"THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW," SO IT WAS TRULYA SPECIAL OCCASION WHEN WE GOT TO RETURNTO MAYBERRY 40 YEARS LATER.

HI, EVERYBODY,I'M ANDY GRIFFITH.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I GOT TOGETHERWITH SOME OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS TO TALK ABOUT A VERY SPECIALTIME IN OUR LIVES.

HERE'S A ROCK.

I DON'T THINKI CAN RESIST THIS.

THERE WE GO.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] Lopez: AMERICA GOT A CHANCETO SHARE IN THE MEMORIES WHEN IT RETURNED TO MAYBERRYIN 2003.

SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! THE THING ABOUT MAYBERRY — IT'S A PLACE OF INNOCENCEAND SWEETNESS, AND IT'S NOTA PLACE OF STUPIDITY.

IT'S A PLACE WHERE THE REALCORE VALUES ARE TRANSMITTED, AND YOU BELIEVE THEM.

Lopez: AT ITS CENTERWAS THE SIMPLE, HONEST STORY OF ANDY AND HIS SON, OPIE.

THERE'S THIS THING THAT ANDY DIDWHICH WAS TO REALLY LISTEN AND TO LET OPIE HAVESOME DIGNITY AND FIGURE THINGS OUTA LITTLE BIT FOR HIMSELF — LIKE EVENIN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE, WHEN OPIE IS THINKINGOF RUNNING AWAY.

PA, I GOT SOMETHINGTO ASK YOU — SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

YEAH?WELL, GO AHEAD.

CAN I RUN AWAYFROM HOME? OH, YOU WANT TO RUN AWAYFROM HOME? WELL, NOW, UH, YOU AIN'TSUPPOSED TO ASK YOUR PA.

T YOU ALWAYS SAIDI SHOULD NEVER GO ANYPLACE FAR WITHOUT GETTINGYOUR PERMISSION.

Griffith: I SAID,"YOU HAVE TO WRITE A NOTE SAYINGYOU'RE GONNA RUN AWAY.

" "BUT, PA,I CAN'T WRITE.

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?I DIDN'T FINISH THE NOTE YET.

I DON'T WANT YOUTO FINISH.

I DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

AW, WELL,I RECKON A LITTLE BOY GETS THE RIGHTTO CHANGE HIS MIND.

PEOPLE, OVER THE YEARS,WOULD OFTEN SAY, "YOU AND ANDY WERE SO AMAZINGTOGETHER AS A FATHER AND SON.

WAS HE LIKE A FATHERTO YOU?" I WOULD ALWAYS SAY, "WELL, NO,BUT HE SURE WAS LIKE FAMILY.

" LIKE AN UNCLE, YEAH.

AND WHEN MILLIONS OF USRETURNED TO MAYBERRY, WE DISCOVERED THAT, EVEN AFTER40 YEARS, WE STILL CARED.

IT SURE BRINGS BACKA LOT OF MEMORIES.

HERE'S SARA RUE WITH ONE OF THEBIGGEST TRENDS OF THE TV YEAR.

IT USED TO BE, IF YOU SAWA GAY CHARACTER ON TV, IT WAS PROBABLYTHE FUNNY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR OR THE FUNNY NEXT-DOOR FLORIST OR ELLEN DEGENERES.

BUT NOT ANYMORE.

2003 WAS THE YEAR THAT TV FINALLY CAMEALL THE WAY OUT OF THE CLOSET.

HEY, CRAIG.

YOU GUYS LOOKPRETTY GAY.

THANKS.

NOT AS GAY AS US,THOUGH.

OH, PLEASE, CRAIG,WE'RE 10 TIMES GAYER THAN YOU.

Rue: TAKE SITCOMS.

ON "IT'S ALL RELATIVE,"CULTURES CLASH WHEN THE DAUGHTEROF A GAY COUPLE GETS TOGETHER WITH THE SON BLUE-COLLAR BAR OWNERS.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

A SISSY LUMBERJACK? A GAY FATHER.

AND I DON'T LIKE BEINGCALLED A LUMBERJACK.

OR A SISSY.

Rue: THE HBO CABLE SMASH"SIX FEET UNDER" FOLLOWS THE ROMANTIC EXPLOITSOF A GAY UNDERTAKER.

SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? THE PROBLEM ISWE'RE A COUPLE, AND IT WOULD BE NICEIF WE COULD WALK TOGETHER LIKE EVERY OTHER COUPLEIN AMERICA, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERINGI'M ABOUT TO WALK INTO A PLACE FILLED WITHYOUR EVERY LIVING RELATIVE.

♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪ SHOWTIME'S "QUEER AS FOLK" TAKESVIEWERS INTO THE CLUB SCENE.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] THEN, THERE'S "BOY MEETS BOY,"A REAL-LIFE GAY DATING GAME.

I'M SURE, WITH 15 PEOPLE, THERE'S BOUND TO BESOME CRAZINESS GOING ON, AND HOPEFULLY, I'LL FIND MYSELFRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

I WOULD LOVE ITIF I FOUND THE PERSON TO SPENDTHE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.

Rue: THE GAY TV TRENDIS SO HUGE, YOU GOT TO WONDERHOW FAR IT WILL GO.

COME ON, KYLE.

WE'RE GIVING YOU A MAKEOVER.

♪ YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE ♪ ♪ AND MY WORLDNEVER LOOKED SO BRIGHT ♪ Lopez: THIS IS TV GUIDE MOMENTNUMBER 8.

♪ ALL THINGSJUST KEEP GETTING BETTER ♪ ♪ ALL THINGSJUST KEEP GETTING BETTER ♪ Rue: ON "QUEER EYEFOR THE STRAIGHT GUY," FIVE GAY MAKEOVER EXPERTSCHANGE THE WORLD ONE STRAIGHT GUY AT A TIME,LIKE THIS GUY — BUTCH.

HELLO.

WHO IS IT? HI.

WE'RE THE FAB FIVE.

MEET THE GAY BEATLES.

[ CROWD CHEERING ] THEY BECAME SUPERSTARS WHENTHEIR QUIRKY LITTLE CABLE SHOW BECAME THE HIT OF THE SUMMER.

THE MOMENT THAT I KNEW MY LIFEWAS DIFFERENT FROM BEFORE WAS YOU'RE WALKINGDOWN THE STREET, AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE,"HEY, THERE'S THAT QUEER GUY!" BEFORE, IT USED TO BE,"EW, THERE'S THAT QUEER GUY.

" OH, MY GOODNESS.

LOOK AT YOU.

DO YOU BUY ALL OF YOUR CLOTHINGAT THE HOME DEPOT? THIS APARTMENT'SA REAL CHICK MAGNET.

WOW.

WOW.

Rue: ALL OF A SUDDEN,THEY WERE THE FAB FIVE, AND STRAIGHT GUYS EVERYWHEREWERE TURNING TO THEM FOR ADVICE.

I THINK THE ASPECTOF OUR SHOW THAT'S SORT OF SEPARATES USFROM OTHER MAKEOVER SHOWS IS THAT IT'S NOT JUSTA PHYSICAL, AESTHETIC MAKEOVER.

WE REALLY TAKE THE GUY'S HEARTAND HIS LIFESTYLE AND HIS GOALS AND HIS DREAMSINTO CONSIDERATION.

THAT'S CRAZY.

[ INDISTINCTONVERSATIONS ] OH! OH! OH! OH! [ CROWD CHEERING ] Kressley: OH, LISTEN TO THEROARING APPROVAL OF THE CROWD.

YEAH! OH, WE'VE GOT A GASPER.

LOOK AT HER!OOH, WHOO! THE GIRLS ARE GOING CRAZY.

OH, MAN, THIS IS CRAZY.

HERE'S TO BRINGING OUTTHE BEST IN BUTCH.

CHEERS, QUEERS.

NEXT ON THE COUNTDOWN.

HELLO, CLARK.

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

CHRISTOPHER REEVE RETURNS TO "SMALLVILLE.

" THEN.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

.

ARNOLD MAKES HEADLINES ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW.

" ROBERT GETS MARRIED IN THE FUNNIEST TV WEDDING OF THE YEAR.

AND TWO MUSICAL SUPERSTARS FIND A NEW WAY TO SHOCK AMERICA.

ALL ON "TV GUIDE GREATEST MOMENTS 2003.

" AND NOW ANOTHER TV TREND OF 2003, WITH BRITTANY SNOW.

ON "AMERICAN DREAMS,"I PLAY 16-YEAR-OLD MEG PRYOR.

OUR SHOW TAKES PLACEIN THE '60s.

AND WHILE TEENS HAD PROBLEMSBACK THEN, THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD HAVE IMAGINED WHATKIDS ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY.

THIS YEAR PRODUCED A SLEWOF NEW TEEN SHOWS THAT TACKLED SOME PRETTYCONTROVERSIAL ISSUES HEAD-ON.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKEBEING A TEEN IN 2003? WELL, HERE'S SOME EXAMPLESOF A YEAR IN TEEN TV.

♪ 1, 2, 3, GO ♪ ♪ MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND ♪ ♪ BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO,AND THIS I KNOW FOR SURE ♪ ♪ HAH ♪ IF I WANTED A DAUGHTER,I WOULD HAVE ADOPTED ONE SO YOU COULDABANDON HER, TOO? ♪ BUT DOES SHE REALLY WANNA ♪ ♪ BUT CAN'T STAND TO SEE MEWALK OUT THE DOOR? ♪ I THINKI MAY HAVE LOVED YOU, BUT I JUST NEEDTO LET IT GO.

♪ DON'T TRYTO FIGHT THE FEELING ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE THE THOUGHT ALONEIS KILLIN' ME RIGHT NOW ♪ REMEMBER THE TIMEMY BOYFRIEND KNOCKED ME UP AND LEFT ME TO RAISE A BABYON MY OWN? Snow: TODAY'S TEENS ARE ANGRYAND NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL MEWHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU DO? THERE WAS NOTHING LEFTTHAT I ULD DO.

YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENGH,DID YOU? DID YOU?! THEY LIVE ON THE EDGE, AND SOMETIMESTHEY'RE LUCKY TO STAY ALIVE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ] AND THEY'RE ALL TRYINGTO FIGURE OUT RELATIONSHIPS.

I CAN'T — I CAN'T STAND YOUBEING MAD AT ME ANYMORE.

I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING.

PLEASE.

YOU KNOW ME.

I HAVE REASONS.

WHATEVER, JOAN.

BUT ONE TEEN SHOW IN 2003 TRULYCAPTURED EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

THE "BEVERLY HILLS, 90210"OF TODAY IS "THE O.

C.

" I KNOW YOU HAD SATURDAY NIGHTALL PLANNED, BUT SOMETHING'S COME UP.

OH, THAT SUCKS.

WE'RE GONNA BE SPENDINGA ROMANTIC NIGHT ON A YACHT FOR THIS CHARITY EVENTHOSTED BY MY MOM.

YOUR MOM HATES ME.

SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU.

SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW YOU.

BUT NOWSHE'LL HAVE HER CHANCE.

"THE O.

C.

"IS REALLY GOOD-LOOKING KIDS GROWING UPIN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, THAT ARE LOADED, WITH THE ONE LONER BOY THAT'SLIKE A JAMES DEAN CHARACTER, WHO'S THROWN INTO THE MIX.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, DUDE?YOU GOT A PROBLEM? YOU TELL ME.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] WELCOME TO THE O.

C.

,BITCH.

Snow: HE'S SEXY.

HE'S COMPASSIONATE.

HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH A GIRLOF WEALTH AND PRIVILEGE AND KNOWSHE'LL NEVER MEASURE UP.

HE'S A REBELWITHOUT A CAUSE, 2003, AND MILLIONS OF TEENAGERSKNOW JUST HOHE FEELS.

IT'S TIME FOR THE THIRD NOMINEE IN OUR FAVORITE-COUPLECONTEST — NICK LACHEY AND JESSICA SIMPSON.

NICK AND JESSICA ARE THE STARS OF THEIR OWN REALITY SHOWON MTV.

THE HONEYMOON IS BARELY OVER, AND CAMERAS ARE FOLLOWING THEMEVERYWHERE.

IF NICK AND JESSICAARE YOUR FAVORITE COUPLE, VOTE NOW BY LOGGING ONTO tvguide.

Com OR ON YOUR VERIZONWIRELESS PHONE, TEXT-MESSAGE "VOTE"AND SEND IT TO TVG3 OR 8843.

I PROBABLY SHOULD EXPLAIN THATA LITTLE SLOWER IN CASE JESSICA'S WATCHING.

HERE'S ONE LAST LOOKAT ALL OF OUR COUPLES — BENJAMIN AND MISCHAOF "THE O.

C.

," TOM AND KRISTINFROM "SMALLVILLE," AND NICK AND JESSICA,THE NEWLYWEDS.

THE VOTING ENDS SOON,SO VOTE NOW ON tvguide.

Com OR BY TEXT-MESSAGINGON YOUR VERIZON WIRELESS PHONE.

WE'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNERAT THE END OF OUR SHOW.

LET'S GO TO FRED WILLARDFOR TV GUIDE'S MOMENT NUMBER 7.

OUR NEXT MOMENTIS THE WEDDING EPISODE OF "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.

" IN WHAT I LIKE TO REFER TO AS"ONE OF MY RARE TV APPEARANCES," I HAD THE GOOD FORTUNETO PLAY AMY'S DAD.

AND I HAD A BLAST.

IT WAS JUST LIKEA REAL WEDDING –.

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